Our hero walks through the hallway and sees the mystical Guru.
Hero: "Um excuse me, do you know where the bathroom is?"
Guru: "Ah yes, the bathroom. What you must do is go down this hallway. Go through the door on your left. You will enter another hallway with 56,892 other doors. Go through door #3,724.3......3. The you must go down the spiral staircase. You will want to veer right, do NOT veer right, veer to the left. You will come to a brick wall. Press the third brick from the bottom and the door will open diagonally. Then you must cross the lake of fire. If you rented a halmet, the bats wont hurt you. Then you must go through the labyrinth. Go to the left, the right, the left, the left, the right, the left, go past the third mummy. Go out the cave, over the hill, through the woods, around the mountain, across the plain. You will come to a log cabin. Knock on the door three times, the door will open and THERE will be the bathroom."
Hero: "........so...I go down THIS hallway?"
Guru: "Yes"
Hero: "okay" *unzips pants and pees on floor